- xavier: did yall make some food?
- me: yeah, wait no did you try the brownies?
- xavier: are they hash brownies, if they're not hash brownies i dont want any!
- mom: but you don't even like potatoes!!!
- me: oh my god
A conversation on studying abroad in London
- Mariah: I'd be scared to go there though
- Me: Why?
- Me: Why are you scared?
- Mariah: I don't know how to make proper tea.
- me: *sneeze*
- chelsea: god bless you! we gettin all religious up here on black friday.
- mariah: what?
omg so ryah disowned me haha sad. all of a sudden she disconnected and never. came. back. omg o well. nighty night.
something went wrong with her facetime. she tried calling you back for like 5 minutes straight and it wouldn’t connect. it was a sad, sad thing.
no i disowned you.